LMAO undies is a novelty underwear brand for adults that fuses hazard signage with bedroom innuendo.

We pride ourselves on being bold, witty, a little rebellious, and unapologetically "cheeky”.

LMAO undies appeals to those with a sense of humor, a love for puns, and a desire to spice up their top drawer with something unexpected!

New designs
regularly!

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Please note: Each item is subject to minor variances in color and style, dependent on availability.
If, for any reason, you are dissatisfied with your item, please reach out to us via our Contact page.

Choking Hazard [Briefs] Choking Hazard [Briefs] Choking Hazard [Briefs] Choking Hazard [Briefs]
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Choking Hazard [Briefs]
$18.00

It ain’t bragging when it’s true. Why not let that special person in your life know that you think they are a welcome danger to health and safety with these 100% cotton, hand-pressed briefs?

Slippery When Wet [Panties] Slippery When Wet [Panties] Slippery When Wet [Panties] Slippery When Wet [Panties]
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Slippery When Wet [Panties]
$18.00

Are these 100% cotton, hand-pressed panties a Bon Jovi reference? Maybe a nod to those signs in every grocery store blocking the aisle you need? Or is it something a little bit naughtier? We’ll never tell.

Do Not Enter [Panties] Do Not Enter [Panties] Do Not Enter [Panties] Do Not Enter [Panties]
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Do Not Enter [Panties]
$18.00

It doesn’t matter if it’s their birthday, when they just won’t take the hint, you gotta get creative. So let these 100% cotton, hand-pressed panties do the talking for you.

Emergency Evacuation [Briefs] Emergency Evacuation [Briefs] Emergency Evacuation [Briefs] Emergency Evacuation [Briefs]
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Emergency Evacuation [Briefs]
$18.00

When you gotta go, you gotta go! These 100% cotton, hand-pressed briefs are perfect for that special someone who’s not afraid to act quickly when nature calls, staying nice and comfy, even when things are at DEFCON‑1.

Blasting Zone [Briefs] Blasting Zone [Briefs] Blasting Zone [Briefs] Blasting Zone [Briefs]
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Blasting Zone [Briefs]
$18.00

This is one blasting zone that doesn’t require a hard hat (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Grab a pair of these 100% cotton, hand-pressed briefs and let the world know that detonation is imminent!

Tripping Hazard [Briefs] Tripping Hazard [Briefs] Tripping Hazard [Briefs] Tripping Hazard [Briefs]
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Tripping Hazard [Briefs]
$18.00

Some people might think they’re just clumsy, but you know the real reason your special someone tends to fall over apropos of nothing. With a pair of these 100% cotton, hand-pressed briefs, you can let them know you know, too.

Winding Road [Briefs] Winding Road [Briefs] Winding Road [Briefs] Winding Road [Briefs]
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Winding Road [Briefs]
$18.00

Roads may come in all shapes and sizes, but they always get you where you’re going. If these undulating curves remind you of a special someone, why not give them a pair of these 100% cotton, hand-pressed briefs and take the road less traveled?

Explosion Risk [Briefs] Explosion Risk [Briefs] Explosion Risk [Briefs] Explosion Risk [Briefs]
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Explosion Risk [Briefs]
$18.00

Look, we all know someone who’s been there — so you can either get them to eat more fiber or you can proudly let the world know that there’s no judgement here with these 100% cotton, hand-pressed briefs.

35 Degree Curve [Briefs] 35 Degree Curve [Briefs] 35 Degree Curve [Briefs] 35 Degree Curve [Briefs]
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35 Degree Curve [Briefs]
$18.00

When you share 50% of the same DNA with a banana, it’s bound to happen, so why not let ‘em know you love the angle of their dangle with these 100% cotton, hand-pressed briefs!

Watch Your Head [Briefs] Watch Your Head [Briefs] Watch Your Head [Briefs] Watch Your Head [Briefs]
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Watch Your Head [Briefs]
$18.00

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye! Give them a “heads up” and avoid a trip to the hospital with these 100% cotton, hand-pressed briefs.

Open Manhole [Panties] Open Manhole [Panties] Open Manhole [Panties] Open Manhole [Panties]
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Open Manhole [Panties]
$18.00

Between 2007 and 2017, 388 people fell down open manholes. Give a pair of these 100% cotton, hand-pressed panties and save someone from becoming another statistic. Remember: Safety first!

other deSIGNS

Tent Site [Briefs] Tent Site [Briefs] Tent Site [Briefs] Tent Site [Briefs]
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Tent Site [Briefs]
$18.00

Why wait to get to the campground to pitch a tent? Give that outdoorsman in your life free range to bring the tent site wherever they go with these 100% cotton, hand-pressed briefs.

Picnic Area [Panties] Picnic Area [Panties] Picnic Area [Panties] Picnic Area [Panties]
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Picnic Area [Panties]
$18.00

There’s nothing better than spreading out a blanket, opening up the basket, and enjoying hours of noshing in the afternoon. That’s right, picnics can’t be beat! If you have a fellow picnic-lover in your life, why not give them a pair of these 100% cotton, hand-pressed panties to celebrate that picnicking passion?

Use Rear Entrance [Panties] Use Rear Entrance [Panties] Use Rear Entrance [Panties] Use Rear Entrance [Panties]
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Use Rear Entrance [Panties]
$18.00

Business in the front, party in the back doesn’t just apply to mullets. With a pair of these 100% cotton, hand-pressed panties, your special someone can easily let it be known that some packages simply must be delivered around the back.

Maximum Capacity [Panties] Maximum Capacity [Panties] Maximum Capacity [Panties] Maximum Capacity [Panties]
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Maximum Capacity [Panties]
$18.00

Better hope the fire marshal doesn’t find out because this party is at maximum capacity! Give that special party pal in your life a pair of these 100% cotton, hand-pressed panties and keep it standing room only!

Come In, We're Open [Panties] Come In, We're Open [Panties] Come In, We're Open [Panties] Come In, We're Open [Panties]
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Come In, We're Open [Panties]
$18.00

Some keep odd hours; some are open all night. If this reminds you of someone, give them a pair of these 100% cotton, hand-pressed panties and make it easy to know when it’s time for business.

Meet our mascots, Hugh and Mia!

(turn up your volume for some extra fun)